Saturday, August 12, 2006

OW OW OW MUTHER FREAKING OW!!!!

God dammit!!!
That is my foot! my bleeding, aching foot!! (excuse pic quality, used my phone camera)
I haven't been too good the past few weeks, let things get on top of me, I could make a list of the dramas but I can't be bothered, because separately they sound trivial, but all together they've made me feel the lowest I have been since my divorce 6 years ago. BUT instead of dwelling on them, I've made a plan to get over them :) that does not include going to counselling "mmm hmmm yes, ok yesss, ok that's $90 when can you come next week?" screw that, if I'm paying you $90, you can solve my problems for me bitch, not nod and say "hmm mmm yes" a lot. Ok back to my foot...
The boyfriend I had when I was 12, who's now back in my life.. and who loves my butt! (yes I knew there was someone out there who did!) well anyway.. he called me this morning to see if I wanted to go for a walk on the beach, I could see it was a beautiful day, we're so lucky in this country, it's winter and it's a perfect day for the beach, so we met at my fav beach and walked around the rocks to the old nudie beach, i said OLD nudist beach meaning that they stopped it being a nudie beach cos the rich bitches on the top of the hill complained about having their perfect view spoilt by people enjoying being nekkid, so OLD nude beach..not nude beach for OLD people! yuck yuck yuck old man grey pubes blech! yeah ok I looked a few times :�
So we walked and it was nice, it's funny having him back in my life, he seems to remember all sorts of things about me, I don't remember much, but I love talking to him. Ok so everytime Vic and I go for a walk along this particular part of this particular beach, I manage to hurt myself. First time, I slipped on the rocks landed on my chunky butt and was in absolute agony, there I am trying to look gorgeous, it was our second time seeing each other and I'm flat on my back soaking wet and covered in green slime trying not to cry like a baby. I laughed oh ha ha and that night I had to take drugs not happy drugs, but pain drugs because the pain was excrutiating and was that way for many weeks afterwards, screwed a muscle at the top of my leg. Right back today, we have a lot of fun together, he's intelligent and really yum, so anyway I'm looking cute, hair's tied back, nice black jeans, t-shirt etc I'm finally feeling good, laughing lots, we're walking along the rocks, I splash him with water, he splashes me and splashes me and splashes me again (wtf?!), so I bring my leg back, kick water at him as hard as I can, swing my leg back and swipe it across some oysters, well fuck me, IT HURT!! the pain came, the blood flowed and I didn't cry, said a few swear words, held my breath, wanted to kill Vic, because it's his fault, and nice people offered advice, and I would have pushed them on the rocks if i could have moved. As the blood kept flowing, it was quite hypnotic, I thought I would take a photo cos it's better to laugh than cry and I hadn't seen so much blood in a long time. So there you go, my day was pretty darn good even though it ended with a sore bloody foot :)

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Never

never again will i feel inferior
I wont be walked upon
I am not yours to destroy
you will not bring me down
and how many times
do you have to be told
I am my own person
I am not yours to mould
I can hold my head up high
knowing that I wont change
my soul is forever mine
and my memories will not be erased
but I am stronger for all
the struggles that I have had to face
the pain will never leave
and there's a part of my heart reserved
especially for the agony
that people say I deserved
each heartbreak makes me stonger
my tears are empowering to me
knowing that no longer
will I surrender to you
and one day
I will be free

Sunday, July 9, 2006

Seriously.. what were you thinking?!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Krystal Krystal Krystal,
When your makeup was taken away you showed us how naturally beautiful you really are, I can't stand you, you irritate me like a sandy crotch, and I'm enjoying seeing you fly your true catty bitch flag, but why the hell would you fuck up your pretty head with this????
I don't think anyone in the Big Brother House actually wants to say this, but I have to, sweety you look ridiculous.
The makeup.. what can really be said about the "oops shit I slipped with my eyeliner" look
the only people to pull that off were Elvira, and Agnes Moorehead as Endora oh and Cleopatra!

The hair, oh wow, the hair, set a match to it and *poof* it would be gone, and so would the house. It. just .keeps .getting. bigger.
Does anyone in the house actually like Krystal? why would they tell her she looks good.
"Oh Krystal you are so beautiful, what? no Krystal..your hair is perfect"
I would be in another room pissing myself laughing, I wish I wish I wish ..I could have seen Gaelen's face when he saw her last night.

My darling daughter B, said Krystal looked like she was trying to grow a boob out her head.. Then proceeded to call Krystal "TITHEAD" hahahaha (B loves Little Nicky)

Damn I've never criticised anyone like this before, it feels..kinda..dirty.. hehe

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Google Chunky Meat Arse!! IT'S ME! No.1!!!

The fun thing about having site meter is that I can see where people are coming from. I love it! Some people use search words I would never dream of using!
I started paying attention to the search words after I saw one guy (I am assuming) google "Chunky Meat Arse"
I wasn't offended that I was number one at google, I have a chunky arse, a very sexy curvy womanly chunky arse though!
Here's a quick list of my favourites, some have made me smile, laugh and even feel sad and there's a couple that I just think "what the f**k are you on?"

  1. why does my ex keep contacting me every few weeks
  2. what is the sharp shooting pain down my arms when my feelings are hurt?
  3. i feel fat when i'm a chunky
  4. feeling gorgeous in your thirties
  5. fat taunts
  6. i think you are gorgeous (yes I am!!)
  7. kicking the ball hurts my foot
  8. hunter valley chocolate shop (try the chilli chocolate!)
  9. homer help me jebus
  10. break up with girlfriend "don't want to die alone"
  11. because you're gorgeous
  12. lil chunky but
  13. when a guy says you are gorgeous
  14. chunky but beautiful
  15. gorgeous but fat
  16. swim caps but don't want to be made fun of (you will be made fun of, even if it's just by your family, but if you swim with other people, you'll look just as stupid as them, so don't worry)
  17. fat chunky good fine booty (I've got an awesome booty!)
  18. you're gorgeous mirror
the winner is *drum roll*
19. laughing kookaburra eats obese people



Seriously, what are you smoking? what would possess any person to google those words, and why the hell do I end up at No.1!!

Btw, I'm not dead, I've just thought it best to avoid this for a while, I'm sick of complaining about my love life etc. Some interesting stuff has happened recently though, involving my boyfriend from 21 years ago when we were 12! He found me again and turned my world upside down, some good some bad, blah whatever,
I'm back and I know some people have missed me :�
p.s Steph, I hope you're ok xx

Sunday, May 28, 2006

whyyyyyyyy?


why did I choose to like computers? why do I get a thrill out of watching code work? why do my daughters like telling me I'm a nerd? and why the hell do the all mighty and powerful teachers think that databases and spreadsheets are important!?!
I HATE THEM!!
I am also currently going insane hahahahahahaha

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Help me Jebus!


You know when you're having a shitty day and it's only 9:45am, and all you want is either a hug or something to make you laugh, so you drive on down the road looking for anyone willing to give you a hug because you're such a sad case and you see something on the side of the road that makes you forget you're so shitty and makes you laugh and laugh and then take photos to send to friends.
This morning I had a meeting with my youngest daughter's Principal, and I left feeling frustrated because he doesn't seem to think there's a problem with a PARENT bullying a child on school grounds!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BITCH, YOU DO IT AGAIN AND THE NICE SOLICITOR I SPOKE TO TODAY IS GOING TO BITCH SLAP YOU IN COURT..MY DAUGHTER IS NOT A BASTARD HER FATHER AND I WERE MARRIED!!!! SO GAME ON MOLE!!
so anyway, as I was saying ...I was a teeny tiny bit upset and I saw this sign, if you can't read it properly it says

Trust in Jebus
He is my father!!

sooo.... I kinda lost it laughing and it felt so good :)
It was such a random thing to have
a 4ft tall sign about Jebus on the side of the road, and it made me laugh so much because ever since seeing Homer running around saying "Help me Jebus", my girls and I ask Jebus for sanity, as a way to laugh, when things go AFU (that would be All Fucked Up)
Thank you to who ever made that sign :)

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Mum, Dad are you reading??

Can't wait to go out to the old divorced people's plub this weekend :)